英漢雙語笑話：雞蛋和10000美元的背叛

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one day, while sue was cleaning under the bed, she found a small box. curious, she opened it and found 3 eggs and 10,000 dollars. a little bit suspicious, she confronted her husband of twenty years about it.

"oh, that," frank said. "every time i cheated on you, i put an egg in this box." sue was a bit unhappy about this, but figured that 3 affairs over twenty years wasn't so bad.

"but what about the 10,000 dollars?"

"every time i got a dozen, i sold them."

一天，妻子 sue 在整理床鋪時，偶然發現了一個小盒子。出于好奇心，她小心翼翼的打開了盒子，發現里面放了三枚雞蛋和10000美元鈔票。對于相處了20余年丈夫居然對自己隱瞞了此事，她開始感到有些疑惑不安。

“哦，是這樣的，”丈夫 frank 解釋道，“每次我做了對你不忠的事，我就會在這個盒子里放一枚雞蛋。” sue 雖然對此感到不很高興，但是轉念又一想20多年的丈夫背著她有婚外情也不過只有三次，想想也不算太壞。

“那么另外的那10000美元是怎么回事？”

“每當雞蛋湊夠一打，我就賣了換成現金。”

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