英語笑話笑死人不償命58: 同病相憐(雙語)
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We're in the Same Boat
同病相憐
The young man was terribly self-conscious because he had a wooden eye.
一位年輕人因為他有只木制的眼睛而感到非常自卑。
His friends would often invite him to dance parties,
他的朋友常會邀請他參加舞會，
but he could never work up the courage to ask a girl to dance.
但他從沒能鼓起勇氣邀請女孩子跳舞。
But then, one evening, he spotted a girl With a wooden leg sitting sadly by herself.
有一晚，他卻不經意看見一位裝了一只木制義肢的女孩獨自傷心地坐在角落。
Apprehensively, he walked up to her and asked,
他很謹慎地走向她問道：
"Would you like to dance?"
“你要不要跳舞呀？”
"Would I? ! " she exclaimed.
“我要不要？ ”她驚叫。
"Oh, yeah? Well, you've got a wooden leg!"
“哦，怎么了？你有一只木制的義肢 （而我有一只木制的假眼，咱們應是天生的一對嘛！）。”
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