英語笑話笑死人不償命57: 你的東西放在哪兒了(雙語)
Where Do You keep Yours ?
你的東西放到哪兒去了？
The famous, but rather aged, doctor was making his rounds, followed by a young intern. Suddenly the intern noticed something peculiar.
一位上了年紀的著名醫生正在各病房做例行巡視，一位年輕的實習醫生跟著他，突然那名實習醫生注意到一件怪事。
"Say, doctor, are you aware that you have a suppository behind your ear?"
“醫師先生，您有沒發現您耳朵放了一支栓劑呢？"
"Oh, shit!" exclaimed the eminent practitioner. "Do you know what this means?"
“喔！真是糟糕！”那位名醫說道，“你知道那表示什么嗎？”
"What?"
“什么呢？”
"Some asshole has got my pen!"
“我把我的鋼筆塞到某一位病人的屁股里面去了！”
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