我吞下一便士大約一個(gè)月前
A poor man entered a doctor’s consulting-room. He looked very unhappy.
“Doctor,” he said, “you must help me. I swallowed a penny about a month ago.”
“Good heavens, man!” said the doctor. “Why have you waited so long? Why don’t you come to me on the day you swallowed it?”
“To tell you the truth, Doctor,” the poor man replied, “I didn’t need the money so badly then.”
一個(gè)窮人走進(jìn)大夫的診所。他看上去很不高興?！搬t(yī)生，”他說(shuō)，“你必須幫助我。我吞下一便士大約一個(gè)月前。”“天哪，男人！“醫(yī)生說(shuō)?！盀槭裁茨愕冗@么久？你為什么不來(lái)我的天你吞下了嗎？““實(shí)話告訴你，醫(yī)生，”窮人說(shuō)，“我不缺錢(qián)?！?/P>
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