外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹40：沉默誓言 (中英)
A middle-class man decides to go off and join a monastery, which requires an oath of silence. No speech is allowed except for two words every 5 years, to sum up one’s experiences to the head monk.
一個中產階級男子決心遠離紅塵，去當修道士。每個出家的人都必須要立個沉默誓言，那就是每五年只允許說兩個字，作為對這一段時間所經歷事情的總結。
After the first 5 years，the monk asked him what two words described his experiences and all he said was "HARD BEDS.”
第一個五年過去了，當修道士讓他用兩個字總結這五年的經歷時，那人說道“破床”。
When the next 5-year period came the monk asked how things were and he replied: "BAD FOOD.”
又過了五年，當修道士再次問道他的時候，他回答“豬食”。
After 5 more years，he walked up to the monk and said，"I QUIT!”
第三個五年過后他對修道士說“放棄”。
The monk nodded and muttered，“Yes , this doesn't surprise me. You've been doing nothing but complaining for the past 15 years!”
道十點了點頭喃喃地說道:“果不出我所料，這十五年來除了抱怨以外你什么也沒有做。”
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