外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹272：一張生日卡片(中英)
Covers: Forget about the past, you can't change it. Forget about the future, you can’t predict it.
封面:忘記你不能改變的過去。忘記你不能預測的將來。
Inside: Forget about the present, I didn’t buy you one.
內(nèi)文:忘記現(xiàn)在，因為我沒有給你買生日禮物。
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