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        外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹273:冰凍彈子(中英)

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        It is almost impossible to get my husband up in the morning. While we were visiting his parents one weekend, I asked my mother一in一law how she had handled this problem over the years. "Marbles!” she stated emphatically. "I always kept a package of marbles in the freezer.”

        想在早晨叫我丈夫起床,這簡直是一件不太可能的事。一個周末我們?nèi)タ赐母改浮N覇柶牌旁谶^去的那些年里她是怎么解決這個問題的。“玻璃彈子!”她加強語氣地說,“我總是準(zhǔn)備一包彈子放在冰箱里。”

        "Marbles ? In the freezer?" I questioned, not catching on.

        “彈子?放在冰箱里?”我不解地問。

        My husband looked up from his newspaper and asked,"Have you ever had a cupful of frozen marbles rolled into your bed?"
         

        我丈夫停止看報,問我:“你有沒有過這種經(jīng)歷,人家把一杯冰凍的彈子滾進你被窩里?”

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