笑話習題簿11.2.16
A few minutes later，Peggy returned．Her mother asked what the dictionary had said．“Puberty means，”announced Peggy，“the earliest age at which a girl is able to bear children．”
“What do you think of that？” my wife asked．
“I'm not sure，” Peggy replied．“I've always been able to bear children．It's adults I can't bear．”
一天晚上，在準備晚飯的時候，我們十歲的女兒問：“媽媽，什么是青春期？”我的妻子此時正忙得不亦樂乎，所以她建議佩吉到字典上查這個詞，然后她們可以再討論它。
幾分鐘以后，佩吉回來了。她媽媽問字典上怎么說。“青春期的意思是，”佩吉宣布：“一個女孩能忍受孩子的最早年齡。”
“你怎么想呢？”我妻子問。
“我不知道，”佩吉回答。“我總能忍受孩子。讓我忍受不了的是大人。”
練習：
哈哈，你到青春期了么？
答案：
字典里面應該解釋為可以生孩子的最早年齡吧，呵呵。
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