外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹303：醫生的笑話(中英)
A doctor is going about his business, with a rectal thermometer tucked behind his ear. Hegoes into a staff meeting to discuss the day’s activities, when a co一worker asks why he has a thermometer behind his ear. In a wild motion he grabs for the thermometer, looks at it and exclaims, "Damn，some asshole has my pen!”
一位醫生耳朵上夾了一支直腸溫度計開始了一天的工作。他去會議室討論今天的工作。一位同事問他為什么在耳朵上夾一支溫度計，他憤怒的抓下溫度計，一邊看一邊說:“該死的，哪個人的肛門里一定塞著我的鋼筆。”
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