誰更有禮貌
A fat man and a skinny man were arguing about who was more polite.
The skinny man said he was more polite because he alwaystipped his hat to ladies.
But the fat man knew he was more courteous because whenever he got up and offered his seat, two ladies could sit down.
一個胖男人和一個瘦男人為誰更有風度吵了起來。
瘦子說他更有風度，因為他每回見到女士都脫帽致意。
可胖子覺得自己才更體貼風度，因為每回他起身讓座，都能讓兩位女士坐下。
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