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• Dear God

  　　A little boy wanted '100.00 very badly and prayed（祈禱） for weeks， but nothing happened. Then he decided to write God a letter requesting the '100.00.　　When the postal authorities received the...

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  趣味圖片英語(yǔ)笑話(huà)：God is dead! But Buddha is here to comfort 佛祖駕到

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• 我就盼著一根頭發(fā)都不長(zhǎng)

  “Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?”“Yes. When mother used to pull my hair I wished that I didn't have any.”你的童年夢(mèng)想有實(shí)現(xiàn)了的嗎？”“有哇。我媽那時(shí)老拽...

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• Computer Joke(24)

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  A couple had been married for 50 years. "Things have really changed,” she said. "You used to sit very close to me.”一對(duì)夫妻結(jié)婚已經(jīng)五十年了。“今非昔比啦!”她說(shuō)，過(guò)去你總是緊緊地挨著我坐。”"...

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• 你哪兒弄來(lái)這么些血啊

  Two vampire bats wake up in the middle of the night, thirsty for blood. One says, "Let's fly out of the cave and get some blood.""We're new here," says the second one. "It's...

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• Why he couldn't leave?

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