我就盼著一根頭發(fā)都不長
“Have any of your childhood hopes been realized?”
“Yes. When mother used to pull my hair I wished that I didn't have any.”
你的童年夢想有實(shí)現(xiàn)了的嗎？”
“有哇。我媽那時(shí)老拽我頭發(fā)，我就盼著一根頭發(fā)都不長。”
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