那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事134：家庭作業
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事
Homework
家庭作業
Teacher: l'm able to read one of the essays you did for homework ,but the other one is written very poorly.
老師：我只能讀通你的一篇作文，可另一篇實在是糟透了。
Student :Yes,sir - my mother is a much better writer than my father.
學生：是的，先生——我媽媽的文采要比我爸爸的好多了。
單詞&詞組
vigorously 精神旺盛地
bait 餌，誘惑物
doubt 懷疑，疑惑，疑問
Self-conscious 自覺的：自知的
barsfoot 赤腳的
知道不知道
appointment與date的區別 appointment是預約，名詞，常見表達make an appointment，意思是與某人有預約o date是約會，date還可以做動詞，表示和某人約會。
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