The fourth mother thought for a moment.
The mothers of four priests got together and were discussing their sons. My son is a monsignor, said the first proud woman. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Monsignor.'
The second mother went on, My son is a bishop. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Excellency.'
My son is a cardinal, continued the next one. When he enters a room, people say, 'Hello, Your Eminence.'
The fourth mother thought for a moment. My son is six-foot-ten and weighs 300 pounds, she said, When he enters a room, people say, 'Oh, my God.'
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