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　　我還不認識她呢

　　一對夫婦在公園里散步，發現一對年輕的男女坐在一條長凳上，動情地接吻。

　　“你為什么不那么做呢？”妻子說。

　　“親愛的，”丈夫回答說，“我還不認識那個女子呢！”

　　I Don't Know Her

　　A couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench， passionately kissing.

　　“Why don't you do that？” said the wife.

　　“Honey，” replied her husband， “I don't even know that woman！”

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