我可以喝水嗎?
A BOY is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later， the boy said： “Dad……”
“What？？
“I'm thirsty. Can you bring me water ？？”“No. Lights out，” dad replied.
A little later， the boy asked： “Dad……”
“WHAT？？
“I'm THIRSTY…… Can I have some water？？”
“I said NO！ If you ask again， I'll hit（揍） you！？ Then…… Dad……”
“WHAT？！？
“When you come here to hit me， can you bring me some water？”
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