秘魯老人
Old Man From Peru（秘魯老人）
There was an old man from peru， who dreamed he was eating his shoe. He woke in a fright， in the middle of the night， and found it was perfectly true！
有位秘魯老人，夢見把自己的鞋子啃。半夜時(shí)分，他從夢中驚醒，發(fā)現(xiàn)此事千真萬確！
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