每日一笑(4.30)
classical dialogue（經(jīng)典對(duì)白）
同學(xué)們，明天就要考試了！
Test paper is locked in my drawer！Review your lessons carefully after going back home！
試卷就在我抽屜里鎖著，回家要好好復(fù)習(xí)功課！
Any question？
誰還有什么問題？
Yes！Where is the key of the drawer？
有！您抽屜的鑰匙在哪兒？
呵朋友們,我的"代班"今天結(jié)束,明天5.1~~<每日一笑>就會(huì)由其他管理員接替,希望大家一如既往的關(guān)注和支持這一欄目!
TKS AND HAPPY 五一!
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