雙語笑話 如廁新規
Restroom Use:Entirely too much time is being spent in the restroom.There is now a strict 3 minute time limilt in the stalls.At the end of 3 minutes,an alarm will sound,the tollet paper roll will retract,the stall door will open and a picture will be taken.After your 2nd offense,your picture will be posted on the company bulletin board.
廁所使用規則：大家上廁所的時間太長，現在規定一次只能去三分鐘。時間一到，廁紙會縮回，廁所門會打開，你將被拍下來。如果第二次違反規定，照片將被貼到公司公告欄。
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