死后重生Life After Death
“Do you believe in life after death？”the boss asked one of his employees.
“Yes， Sir.”the new recruit replied.
“Well，then，that makes everything just fine，”the boss went on.“After you left early yesterday to go to your grandmother's funeral，she stopped in to see you.
中文翻譯：
“你相信人死后仍有生命嗎？”老板問他的一個(gè)員工。
“是的，先生。”這個(gè)新員工回答說。
“哦，那么，這樣說來一切就很正常了，” 老板繼續(xù)說，“在你今早離開，去參加你奶奶的葬禮，她來看你了。”
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