Idiots Joke(38)
You are blocking the way，sir，said the usher to a man sprawled in the aisle of a theater.“Please get up.”The man didn‘t move or reply. The usher called the manager over，who said，“I must ask you to move.”Still the prone man didn’t reply. So the manager called the police.“Get up or I‘ll have to take you in，”the officer said.“Where did you come from anyway？”The man stirred finally and said，“the balcony.”
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