丈夫難伺候
Mrs. Jones was still cleaning the house when her husband came back from work. She was wearing dirty， old clothes and no stockings， her hair was not tidy， she had dust on her face， and she looked dirty and tired. Her husband looked at her and said， “Is this what I come home to after a hard day's work？”
Mrs. Jones's neighbor， Mrs. Smith， was there. When she heard Mr. Jones's words， she quickly said goodbye and ran back to her house. Then she washed， brushed and combed her hair carefully， put on her best dress and her prettiest stockings， painted her face， and waited for her husband to come home.
When he arrived， he was hot and tired. He walked slowly into the house， saw his wife and stopped. Then he shouted angrily， “And where are you going this evening？”
瓊斯夫人的丈夫下班回到家的時候，她仍在打掃房間。她穿著一身又臟又舊的衣服，沒穿長統襪，披頭散發，滿臉灰塵，顯得又臟又累。丈夫看到她這副模樣，說道：“難道我辛苦工作了一天，回到家就是為了看你這副模樣嗎？”
瓊斯夫人的鄰居史密斯夫人當時也在場。聽了瓊斯先生這番話，她趕緊告辭，跑回家去。她又洗又刷，仔細地梳理好頭發，穿上最漂亮的衣服和最美麗的長統襪，以臉上擦了些粉，然后靜候丈夫回來。
丈夫到家時又熱又累。他慢慢踱進房間，看見妻子這副打扮，停下了腳步，怒不可遏地大叫：“你今晚打算上哪兒去？”
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