外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹275：四減四等于幾？(中英)
One day, the teacher inquired Peter: "How much is four minus four?" Peter was tongue一tied. The teacher got angry and said: "What a fool! You see，if I put four coins in your pocket, but there is a hole in your pocket and all of them leak out, now what is left in your pocket?" "The hole，” replied Peter.
一天，老師問彼德:“四減四等于幾?”彼德張口結舌答不上來。老師生氣地說:“真笨!你想，如果我放四個硬幣在你的口袋里，但你的口袋里有個窟窿，結果四個硬幣都漏掉了。那么，你的口袋里還有什么?”“窟窿。”彼德答道。
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