因?yàn)閯e人開(kāi)始以為我是領(lǐng)班。
Two friends were talking about work, when one asked, "Say, why did the foreman fire you? "
Replied the second, "Well, you know how a foreman is always standing around and watch others work. My foreman got jealous. People started thinking I was the foreman."
兩個(gè)朋友正在談工作。其中一個(gè)問(wèn)：“為什么你被領(lǐng)班開(kāi)了？”
另一個(gè)答道， “你知道領(lǐng)班是怎樣站在旁邊看別人干活的。我的領(lǐng)班嫉妒了，因?yàn)閯e人開(kāi)始以為我是領(lǐng)班。”
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