外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹191：交通運(yùn)輸工具上的工程(中英)
The National Transportation Safety Board recently divulged they had covertly funded a project with the U. S. auto maker for the past five years, whereby the auto makers were installing black boxes in four heel drive pick一up trucks in an effort to determine, in fatal accidents, the circumstances in the last 15 seconds before the crash.
國家交通運(yùn)輸安全委員會最近宣布，在過去的五年中他們秘密資助美國汽車制造商進(jìn)行了一項(xiàng)工程。汽車制造商們?yōu)樗妮嗇p便小卡車安裝了黑匣子，這樣就可以知道在重大的交通事故發(fā)生前最后}S秒鐘的情況。
They were surprised to find in 49 of the 50 states the last words of drivers in 74.7 percent of fatal crashes were, "Oh, Shit!”
他們驚奇地發(fā)現(xiàn)，在50個州中的49個，有74.7%的司機(jī)在發(fā)生嚴(yán)重的碰撞前，說的最后一個詞是“該死的!”
Only the state of Texas was different, where 92. 3 percent of the final words were, "Hey Y’all，hold my beer and watch this!"
只有德克薩斯州的司機(jī)與眾不同，92. 3%的德州司機(jī)的最后一句話是:“嘿，伙計，拿好我的啤酒，小心!”
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