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        我聽新聞說有一輛車在那條路上逆行

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        A man is driving on the highway when his wife calls him on his cell phone.

        "Honey, be careful. I heard on the news that there is a car on the road driving the wrong way."

        To this the man replies, "One? There's millions of 'em!"
        有個男的在公路上開車時,他老婆撥通了他的手機。
        “寶貝,當心啊,我聽新聞說有一輛車在那條路上逆行。”
        聽了這話,那男的說:“一輛?是無數輛!”
               

                                

            

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