笑話習題簿10.31

閱讀 : 次

JOKE:
   After friends of mine landed at busy Newwark Airport, they were unable to attract the attention of any porters to help with their luggage. In desperation, the husband took out a five-dollar bill and waved it above the crowd.　
   In an instant, a skycap was at his side. "Sir," observed the porter, " you certainly have excellent communication skills."
譯文：
   我的朋友們在繁忙的紐瓦克機場著陸后，他們卻不能招呼到腳夫來幫他們搬行李。無奈，丈夫拿出一張五美元的鈔票在人群上面搖晃。
   一個帶寬邊帽的人馬上來到他身邊。“先生，”腳夫說道，“很明顯你有絕妙的交際技巧。”
Notes: 　　
(1) land v.           著陸
(3) skycap n.         戴寬邊帽子的人　
(2) desperation n.    無奈
(4) observe v.        說
Exercises:
根據短文選擇正確答案：
① How was Newark Airport? 　　
A. unoccupied 　　B. crowded 　　C. dirty 　　D. shabby 　　
② What problem occurred when they arrived at the airport?
A. They couldnt find the exit. 　　
B. They couldnt find their luggage. 　　
C. They couldnt find a porter to help them with the luggage. 　　
D. They couldnt attract the attention of other people. 　　
③ What did the husband feel about the situation? 　　
A. He felt excited. 　　        B. He felt desperated. 　　
C. He felt worried. 　　         D. He felt lucky. 　　
④ What did the husband do with the five-dollar bill? 　　
A. He threw it into the air. 　　B. He gave it to a nearby porter. 　　
C. He put it into his pocket. 　 D. He waved it above the crowd. 　　
⑤ From the passage we can see that the man was_____ . 　　
A. slow-minded 　　B. quick-minded C. foolish 　　D. childish 　
練習參考答案：
①B②C③B④D⑤B

                                          編輯

更多英語笑話、英語小笑話、英文笑話、英語幽默小故事，請繼續關注英語作文大全

本文標題：笑話習題簿10.31 - 英語笑話_英文笑話_英語幽默小故事
本文地址：http://www.autochemexpert.com/writing/humor/22640.html

上一篇：笑話習題簿10.30 下一篇：笑話習題簿11.1

My First and My Last

　　When George was thirty-five， he bought a small plane and learned to fly it. He soon became very good and made his plane do all kinds of tricks.　　George had a friend. His name was Mark. One da...
2018-12-27 英語笑話
我都知道了

　　At school, Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults hide at least one dark secret and this makes it very easy to blackmail them merely by saying, "I know the whole truth."　　So...
2019-01-07 英語笑話
開心農場：錯獻殷勤 Not Funny

　　At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.　　At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appe...
2019-03-07 英語笑話
The poor husband

.h1 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIFY: inter-ideograph; FONT-SIZE: 22pt; MARGIN: 17pt 0cm 16.5pt; LINE-HEIGHT: 240%; TEXT-ALIGN: justify}.h2 { FONT-WEIGHT: bold; TEXT-JUSTIF...
2018-11-20 英語笑話
趣味圖片英語笑話：Bachelor party for ants 單身螞蟻的派對（雙語）

First you got me wet and now I have to crawl into this socket ... You guys have some crazy ideas!首先,你們把我弄濕了,現在我必須爬到這個插口里……你們這些家伙有一些瘋狂的想法!Bache...
2018-11-06 英語笑話
英國人不懂我的話了

　　Improvement　　One student to another: "How are your English lessons coming along?"　　"Fine. I used to be one who couldn't understand the English men, and now it's the English men who can't u...
2019-01-07 英語笑話
那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事158：我要做的一切就是付錢

那些妙趣橫生的英語幽默故事All I do is pay 我要做的一切就是付錢 "My family is just like a nation," Mr. Brown told his colleague. "M...
2018-10-31 英語笑話
雙語笑話理想男友的標準修訂版【42歲時）

What l want in a man at different ages我在不同年齡時的理想男友的標準Revised List I age 42)修訂版【42歲時） 1. Not too ugly(bafd head OK)1．不太丑（禿頂也可）2. Doesn't drive off...
2018-11-29 英語笑話
趣味圖片英語笑話：When spiders have discussion 蜘蛛聊天

趣味圖片英語笑話：When spiders have discussion 蜘蛛聊天Look me in the eyes when I am talking to you! 和我說話時候看著我的眼睛！I am trying,Danielle! It is not easy! 我正試著看呢，Danielle！這太難了！ ...
2018-10-31 英語笑話
三聲口哨Three Whistles--雙語幽默笑話

Three Whistles 三聲口哨 I promised my girlfriend a gold necklace for her birthday, but when the jeweler quoted a price for one we liked, I let out a long, low whistle. "And how much are the...
2018-10-30 英語笑話