開心農場：錯獻殷勤 Not Funny
At a dinner party a shy young man had been trying to think of something nice to say to his hostess.
At last he saw his chance when she turned to him and remarked, "What a small appetite you have tonight, Mr. Jones."
"To sit next to you," he replied gallantly, "would cause any man to lose his appetite."
在一次晚餐聚會上，一位靦腆的年輕人一直在冥思苦想對女主人說一些好聽的話。
機會終于來了，女主人轉向他說：“瓊斯先生，您今晚的飯量太小了。”
“坐在您身邊，”他殷勤的說道，“任何男人都會失去胃口的。”
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