第115期雙語笑話加練習題 說不的男子（1）
A friend of mine noticed a man staggering about in the Times Square subway station. A well-dressed Wall Street type, his coat was unbuttoned, a briefcase dangled from his hand and he'd obviously had one too many.
Asked if he was all right, the man gave a slurred but affirmative response. However, my friend simply could not see someone brave the rough maw of a New York subway without trying to help. He followed the chap, and again asked, "Are you sure you're all right? What subway are you looking for? Do you need help getting home?"
At last, the object of his attentions snarled, in a low voice, "Leave me alone! I'm an undercover cop!"
Notes:
(1) stagger v.蹣跚；搖擺（因衰弱、負重、酒醉等）
(2) the Times Square （美國）時代廣場
(3) subway n.地鐵
(4) briefcase n.手提箱
(5) dangle v. 懸吊著或搖擺不定
(6) slurred adj.含糊不清的
(7) affirmative adj.肯定的
(8) brave the rough maw聞入是非之地
(9) maw n.動物的胃或咽喉，比喻隨時會吞噬他物之物
(10) chap n.家伙
(11) snarl v.咆哮
(12) undercover adj.秘密的；暗中從事的
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