多謝你
Thank you
Doctor: Please open your mouth, madam.
Lady: Thank you very much, doctor.
Doctor: Why do you thank me?
Lady: Because my husband always asked me to shut up.
多謝你
醫生:請打開你的嘴，女士。
淑女:多謝你,醫生。
醫生:你為什么謝謝我?
淑女:因為我的丈夫總是要求我閉嘴。
Notes：
shut up!閉嘴！（經常用在口語中）
shut up shop（商店）打烊，關門（商店）歇業，倒閉
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