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        我們就不會吵到外屋的人了

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        At the radio station where I worked, the manager called me into his office to preview a new sound-effects package we were considering purchasing. He closed the door so we wouldn't bother people in the outer office.

        After listening to a few routine sound effects, we started playing around with low moans, maniacal screams, hysterical laughter, pleading and gunshots. When I finally opened the door and passed the manager's secretary, she looked up and inquired, "Asking for a raise again?"

        在我工作的廣播電臺,經理把我叫到他辦公室里,試用一部我們正考慮要買的新款音效套裝。他關好門,我們就不會吵到外屋的人了。
          聽了些常用的音效后,我們又調試了一下低吟聲、瘋狂的尖叫聲、神經質的大笑、哀求聲和槍聲。最后我打開門,從經理秘書身邊經過時,她抬起頭來,跟我打聽:“又在提漲工資的事兒啊?”

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