他們要再動(dòng)我一下我就不開店門了！”
It was the day of the big sale. Rumors of the sale (and some advertising in the local paper) were the main reason for the long line that formed by 8:30, the store's opening time, in front of the store.
A small man pushed his way to the front of the line, only to be pushed back, amid loud and colorful curse. On the man's second attempt, he was punched square in the jaw, and knocked around a bit, and then thrown at the end of the line again.
As he got up, he said to the person at the end of the line,” That does it! If they hit me one more time, I won't open the store!"
商場(chǎng)大減價(jià)那天，主要因?yàn)榇蛘巯鏖_了（當(dāng)?shù)貓?bào)紙也登了些廣告），到開門時(shí)間8:30，商場(chǎng)前面已排起了長龍。
有一小個(gè)兒男人擠到隊(duì)伍前邊，沒想到又給擠了回來，還夾雜著各種高聲叫罵。這男的又試第二回，這回下巴上結(jié)結(jié)實(shí)實(shí)挨了一拳，遭了好一通揍，最后又給扔回到隊(duì)伍后頭。
他爬起來，對(duì)排在后面那人說：“真受夠了！他們要再動(dòng)我一下，我就不開店門了！”
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