我就馬上開始嘮叨起大學生活里的糟心事兒
My two sisters and I were all away at various colleges at the same time. One day, after facing too many crisis and tired of being treated like just another undergraduate, I phoned home for some consolation and understanding of my unique problems.
When my dad answered, I immediately launched into my litany（陳述） of frustrations with college life. As I paused to catch my breath, he said, "O.K., honey...now, first of all, who is this?"
我和兩姊妹在同一時期離開家上了不同的大學。我遇到太多的難事，又煩死了只被當成個普通大學生來對待，有一天就打電話回家，想在我特有的麻煩事上得到點理解和安慰。
我爸一接電話，我就馬上開始嘮叨起大學生活里的糟心事兒。等我停下歇口氣時，他說：“好好，寶貝……那啥，先問一下，你是哪一個呀？”
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