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        雙語笑話理想男友的標準修訂版【42歲時)

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        What l want in a man at different ages
        我在不同年齡時的理想男友的標準

        Revised List I age 42)
        修訂版【42歲時)

        1. Not too ugly(bafd head OK)
        1.不太丑(禿頂也可)

        2. Doesn't drive off until l'm in the car
        2.我上車后才開車

        3. Works steady-splurges on dinner out occasionally
        3.工作穩定——偶爾外出吃飯

        4. Nods head when l'm talking
        4.當我說,話的時候點頭

        5. Usually remembers punch lines of jokes
        5.通常記得笑話中的妙語

        6. Is in good enough shape to rearrange the furniture
        6.有足夠的力氣搬家具

        7. Wears a shirt that covers his stomach
        7.沒有啤酒肚

        8. Knows not to buy champagne with screw-top lids
        8.懂得不買帶螺旋蓋的香檳

        9. Remembers to put the toilet seat down
        9.記得放下馬桶座圈

        10. Shaves most weekends
        10.大多數周末會刮胡子

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