Joke 40
A man wanted to sell his old horse， so he took him to the market. Because the horse was old， nobody wanted to buy him， but at last a young man stopped in front of him and said，
'How old is he？'
'He is twenty-one years old，' said the older man.
'How long have you had him？'
'I have had him for nearly nineteen years.'
'And what is his name？'
'I don't know. But I call him Tom.'
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