英漢雙語笑話33
An Ugly Woman
Mike: My aunt was very embarrassed when she was asked to take off her mask at the party.
Mary: Why was that?
Mike: She wasn't wearing one.
丑女
麥克：一次舞會上，當(dāng)大家要求我姑姑拿掉她的面具時，她非常尷尬。
瑪麗：為什么會那樣呢？
麥克：她根本就沒有帶面具。
2.
Coincidence
A woman was singing. One of the guests turned to a man by his side and criticized the singer.
"What a terrible voice!" he said. "Do you know who she is?"
"Yes," was the answer. "She is my wife."
"Oh, I beg your pardon." The man said, "Of course her voice is not bad, but the song is very bad. I wonder who wrote that awful song."
"I did." was the answer.
巧合
一位女士正在唱歌。一位客人轉(zhuǎn)身對他旁邊的男士批評道：
“多難聽的嗓音！”他說，“你知道她是誰嗎？”
“知道，”男士回答，“她是我太太。”
“噢，請你原諒。”客人說，“當(dāng)然，她的嗓音并不壞，但那歌實(shí)在太差了。我想知道那是誰寫的歌。”
“是我。”男士回答道。
3.
A Question
Professor: Before we begin the examination are there any question?
Student: What's the name of this course?
一個問題
教授：在開始考試之前，還有什么問題嗎？
學(xué)生：考試科目的名稱是什么？
4.
Hen's Legs
Son: Why are hen's legs so short?
Dad: You're a fool. If the hen's legs were too long, wouldn't they drop their
eggs into pieces when laying?
母雞的腿
兒子：為什么母雞的腿這么短呢？
父親：你真笨。如果母雞的腿太長，它們下蛋的時候，雞蛋豈不都摔碎了？
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