英漢雙語笑話34
Clever Thieves
Police: When can it be that the thieves broke into your house?
Owner: How could I know as my watch was stolen?
聰明的小偷
警察：你估計小偷是什么時候進入你家的？
失主：我的手表都被偷走了，我怎么知道是什么時候？
2.
Birthday
Professor: When is your birthday?
Kid: May 30.
Professor: Which year?
Kid: Every year.
生日
教授：你的生日是什么時候？
孩子：5月30日。
教授：哪一年？
孩子：每年都是。
3.
Mushroom and Toadstool
Younger Scout: How can I tell the difference between a mushroom and a toadstool?
Older Scout: Just eat one before you go to bed. If you wake up the next morning, it was a mushroom.
蘑菇與毒蕈
年少的童子軍：我怎樣才能把蘑菇和毒蕈區別開呢？
年長的童子軍：上床前吃一個。如果你第二天早上醒來，那就是蘑菇。
4.
Fishing
Larry and Harry drove 500 miles to go fishing. They paid a huge sum to rent a cabin, a similar about to rent a boat. They fished for three days and caught only one fish between them.
On the way home, Harry fiddled with a calculator while Larry drove. After an hour, Harry said, "Do you realize that this one fish we caught cost us almost $2,000?"
"Wow!" Larry said, "It's a good thing we didn't catch any more."
釣魚
拉里和哈里驅車500英里去釣魚。兩人花了一大筆錢租了一間小屋，又花了差不多同樣的錢租了一條船。兩人釣了三天，只釣到一條魚。
在回家的路上，拉里開車，哈里撥弄著計算器。一小時后，哈里說：“你可知道我們釣的這條魚幾乎用掉我們2000美元？”
“哇！”拉里應答：“幸虧我們沒有多釣到魚。”
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