趣味圖片英語笑話：sun 太陽（雙語）
everyone knows you, but you are not fresh, and that is difficult compared to reality stars, bieber, twilight, all that shit... you have to reinvent yourself and i'll help you ... tomorrow you'll rise in the west! and do you always have to be yellow? and why always so fucking hot?
大家都認識你，你并不新鮮，很難和現(xiàn)實中的星星，比伯，黎明等比……你必須重塑自我，我會幫助你……明天你從西方升起，為什么你老是黃色？為什么你如此的熱？
the sun seeks guidance from a visionary branding consultant
太陽向一個有遠見的咨詢師尋求指導
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