裝備得當
Being Properly Equipped
A female newscaster is interviewing the leader of a youth club：
Interviewer： “So， Mr. Jones， what are you going to do with these children on this adventure holiday？”
Mr. Jones： “We're going to teach them climbing， canoeing， archery， and shooting.”
Interviewer： “Shooting！ That's a bit irresponsible， isn't it？”
Mr. Jones： “I don't see why， they'll be properly supervised on the range.”
Interviewer： “Don't you admit that this is a terribly dangerous activity to be teaching children？”
Mr. Jones： “I don't see how， we will be teaching them proper range discipline before they even touch a firearm.”
Interviewer： “But you're equipping them to become violent killers.”
Mr. Jones： “Well， you're equipped to be a prostitute but you're not one， are you？”
一位女新聞播音員正在會見一個少年俱樂部的領導。
會見者：那么瓊斯先生，孩子們的冒險之旅將如何度過？
瓊斯先生：我們將教他們爬山，劃船，箭術和射擊
會見者：射擊！那有點不負責吧，是不是？
瓊斯先生：是嗎？他們會得到正確的指導。
會見者：難道你不承認教孩子們射擊非常地危險嗎？
瓊斯先生：我看不出來多么危險。在他們摸槍之前我們會教他們正確的原則
會見者：但你們將訓練他們成為殘暴的殺手。
瓊斯先生：哦。你裝備（穿）得象一個妓女，但你不是，對吧？
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