初學者愛上英語幽默小笑話32：大生意（中英）
10.Big Deal
大生意
A young businessman had just started his business, and rented a beautiful office. Sitting there, he saw a man come into the outer office. Wishing to appear busy, the businessman picked up the phone and pretended that he had a big deal of working. He threw huge figures around and made giant commitments.
一個年輕人剛剛開始做生意，租了一間漂亮的辦公室。他坐在那里，看見一個人從外面走進辦公室。為了顯得很忙碌，商人拿起電話，假裝正在談一筆大生意，還不停地甩出幾個大數字，談著大筆的買賣。
Finally, he hung up and asked the visitor. "Can I help you?" The man said, "Sure. I've come to install the phone”
最后，他掛上電話，問來訪者，“能為您效勞嗎?”那人說，“是的。我是來裝電話的。”
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