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  25. All Expect The Music25.除了音樂(lè)都好A keen young teacher wanted to introduce her class to the glories of classical music，so she arranged an outing to an afternoon c...

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  Flunking MathMy son, who made the dean's list in his freshman year at Ball State University in Muncie, Ind., called home a few weeks after starting his sophomore year as a p...

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• 陸軍司令探望生病的士兵

  An army Major visits the sick soldiers, goes up to one private and asks, "What’s your problem, Soldier?" "Chronic syphilis, Sir!" "What treatment are you getting?" "Five mi...

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• 他們都在這里

  　　The warden of the prison felt sorry for one of his inmates because every weekend on Visitor's Day, most of the prisoners had family members and friends coming, but poor George always sat alone...

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• 英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話7

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• 英語(yǔ)幽默精讀【81】An Urgent Standby Passenger

  　　While in Korea, Gov. Mike Smith of Utah was relaxing in the VIP lounge the Seoul airport, awaiting his flight to Japan. At the same moment , his press secretary, Jenny Varela, was being told a...

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• Classic humour stories(45)

  I Taught the Teacher Mother asked her little boy, "Darling, what did the teacher teach you today？" "Nothing, Mum," answered the son proundly, "instead, she asked me how much one plus two...

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• 在三個(gè)小時(shí)以前它是草

  　　Fresh milk　　Customer: I wonder if this milk is fresh.　　Waiter: Fresh? Three hours ago it was GRASS　　新鮮牛奶　　客戶:我想知道這牛奶是否新鮮。　　侍者:新鮮的?在三個(gè)小時(shí)以前它是草　　A not...

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• Did You Know Him?

  　　At a dinner party in the home of friends， our host mentioned his high school alma mater（母校）。 One of the guests asked him if he had been a student there at the same time as a particular vice pr...

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