看笑話學英語57:Blind Date相親
聽笑話學英語57:Blind Date相親
After being with her all evening, the man couldn't take another minute with his blind date.
和盲約對象呆了一晚上后，男人再也受不了了。
Earlier, he had secretly arranged to have a friend call him to the phone so he would have an excuse to leave.
他事先安排了個朋友給他打電話，這樣他就能借故先離開了。
When he returned to the table, he lowered his eyes, put on a grim expression and said, "I have some bad news. My grandfather just died.""Thank heavens," his date replied. "If yours hadn't, mine would have had to!"
當他回到桌邊，他垂下眼睛，裝出一副陰沉的表情，說：“有個不幸的消息，我的祖父剛剛去世了。”“謝天謝地！”他的約會對象說，“如果你的祖父不死，我的祖父就得死了！”
英語單詞短語學習：
1 grim adj. 冷酷的；糟糕的；殘忍的
eg:There was further grim economic news yesterday.
昨天有更令人沮喪的經濟新聞。
短語
Fay Grim 國家密碼 ; 菲·格里姆 ; 國度暗碼 ; 國家暗碼
Grim Ward 殘酷嚇阻 ; 野蠻人的殘酷喝阻技能 ; 嚴酷嚇阻
Grim Shield 冷酷之盾 ; 嚴酷之盾
Grim Sleeper 殘酷睡客 ; 殘酷沉睡者 ; 蟄伏冷血殺手 ; 殘忍睡客
grim rectitier 離子管整流器
Grim Weapon 血腥武器
bob grim 人鮑勃格里姆
Grim Challenge 殘忍挑戰
Grim Battendingol 格瑞姆巴托
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