你哪有哇，剛才我給摔了
Kate: Mom, do you know what I'm going to give you for your
birthday?
Mom: No, Honey, what?
Kate: A nice teapot.
Mom: But I've got a nice teapot.
Kate: No, you haven't. I've just dropped it.
凱特：媽媽，你知道我要送什么生日禮物給你嗎？
媽媽：不知道，寶貝，送什么呀？
凱特：一把漂亮的茶壺。
媽媽：可我有一把漂亮茶壺了呀。
凱特：你哪有哇，剛才我給摔了。
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