外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹319：它們消失了(中英)
On their first evening in their new home the bride went in to the kitchen to fix drinks. Five minutes later she came back into the living一room in tears.
在他們成家的頭一天晚上，新娘子到廚房去弄點喝的。五分鐘后她哭春回到了起居室。
"What’s the matter, my angel'?" asked her husband anxiously.
“我的天使，你怎么了?”丈夫著急地問。
"Oh，Derek!” she sobbed. "I put the ice一cubes in hot water to wash them and now they've disappeared!”
“噢，得里克!”她哭著說，“我把冰塊放在熱水里洗一洗，可現在它們不見了。”
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