親愛的，我們已經結婚50年了
A couple had been married for 50 years. They were sitting at the breakfast table one morning when the old gentleman said to his wife, "Just think, honey, we've been married for 50 years."
"Yeah," she replied, "Just think, fifty years ago we were sitting here at this breakfast table together."
"I know," the old man said, "We were probably sitting here naked as jaybirds fifty years ago."
"Well," Granny snickered, "What do you say...should we get naked?" Where upon the two stripped to the buff and sat down at the table.
"You know, honey," the little old lady breathlessly replied, "My nipples are as hot for you today as they were fifty years ago."
"I wouldn't be surprised," replied Gramps. "One's in your coffee and the other is in your oatmeal."
一對夫婦結婚50年了。一天早上，他們坐在餐桌前，老人對他的妻子說，“想想看，親愛的，我們已經結婚50年了。”“是的，”她回答說，“想想看，五十年前我們就一起坐在這個早餐桌。”“我知道，”老人說，“我們赤身裸體地相對而坐了五十年前。”“嗯，”奶奶笑著，“你說什么……我們要把赤裸的？”“你知道，親愛的，”老婦人回答說，“我的乳頭很熱你今天和五十年前一樣。”“我不會感到驚訝，”爺爺。”一個在你的咖啡和其他在你的麥片。”
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