里面都是已經畫好了格的啊
One day in class, the teacher told everyone to turn to a blank sheet of paper in their notebooks.
She noticed that Chip, the dumb jock, was having trouble with her directions. "Have you found a blank piece yet, Chip?" said the teacher.
"Nope. I haven't," said the dumb jock. "Somebody went through and drew lines across all of the pages."
有一天上課，老師告訴大家翻到在筆記本的空白頁上。她注意到查破這個同學，這個笨蛋，方向有什么問題嗎。”你找到空白一片，查破？”老師說。“不。我沒有，”說，笨蛋。”里面都是已經畫好了格的啊。
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