外國最新英語幽默笑話精粹293：他贏了(中英)
Tommy: How is your little brother, Johnny?
湯姆:約翰尼，你小弟弟好嗎?
Johnny: He is ill in bed. He hurt himself.
約翰尼:他害病臥床了。他受了傷
Tommy: That's too bad. How did that happen?
湯姆:真糟糕，怎么回事?
Johnny: We played who could lean furthest out of the window, and he won.
約翰尼:我們做游戲，看誰能把身子探出窗外最遠，他贏了。
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