英漢雙語(yǔ)笑話：兒子你是這么來(lái)到世界上的
"daddy?how did i come into this world?"
「爹地，我是怎么來(lái)到這世界的？」
"well,my child,someday i"ll have to tell you anyway."
「哦，兒子啊，總有一天我會(huì)讓你知道的。」
"so why not today?please!"
「拜托！為什么今天不行？」
"ok,but listen carefully."
「好吧，你仔細(xì)聽(tīng)著！」
"mom and dad met each other in a cybercafe.
「你媽和我在網(wǎng)吧相遇而認(rèn)識(shí)，
in the restrooms of that cybercafe,dad connected to mom.
并在網(wǎng)吧的洗手間你媽和我使用了超級(jí)鏈接，
mom at that time made some downloads from dad"smemorystick.
那時(shí)你媽從我的隨身插硬盤下載一些數(shù)據(jù)，
when dad finished up loading wed is covered we used no firewall.
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