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        英漢雙語笑話:I Don't Know Her 我還不認識她呢

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        i don't know her

        a couple walking in the park noticed a young man and woman sitting on a bench, passionately kissing.

        "why don't you do that?" said the wife.

        "honey," replied her husband, "i don't even know that woman!"
         
        我還不認識她呢
         
        一對夫婦在公園里散步,發現一對年輕的男女坐在一條長凳上,動情地接吻。

        “你為什么不那么做呢?”妻子說。

        “親愛的,”丈夫回答說,“我還不認識那個女子呢!”

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