英語幽默小故事帶翻譯：Wrongly dressed 穿錯了（中英雙語）
38.Wrongly dressed
38.穿錯了
I wanted to look especially nice when I valked my son to his first day of kindergarten，so I took the liberty of borrowing an outfit from my younger，more fashionable sister，who was staying with us at the time. We had agreed not to borrow from one another without asking，but she was asleep，so I slipped some shorts and a shirt out of her drawer silently，planning to put them back before she woke up.
在陪兒子上幼兒園的第一天，我怒打扮一下自己。我打算從妹妹那兒借身外衣，她年徑而且時髦。妹妹和我們住在一起。我們有約在先，不經過對方的同意不能拿別人的東西。但那時她仍在睡覺。于是，我從她的衣拒里輕徑拿走幾條短褲和一件村衣，本想趁她沒醒來時再放回去。
To my surprise .she was awake when I got back, but she didn't mention the clothes. We chatted about Jason's introduction to kindergarten. Finally，she smiled and asked coolly，"And how did Jason's teacher like my pajamas?"
讓我吃驚的是，當我送兒子去幼兒園回來后，妹妹已經醒了。但她沒找衣服的事兒。我們聊了聊兒子吉森在幼兒園做自我介紹的情況。最后，妹妹笑著并不動聲色地問:“吉森的老師覺得我的睡衣怎徉?”
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